That really hurts!
Run away!
Mitsubue...
Natsuhiko.
Hold on!
What's happening?
Keep your head down.
- What's going on? - Hurry up.
I'm scared.
- Open up! - Let us in!
It's Tsuzuranuki.
He's come back to life.
The curse, the curse...
I'm so scared!
Open up!
Hang on.
Calm down, girls!
We're here.
The village square's there.
Follow me!
The agony
Of the defeated warriors
Cannot be imagined...
You girls are useless!
That's enough!
We've got rid of that fucking shrine!
We'll make a mega park!
With roller coasters.
Go away!
And lots of souvenir shops.
But there aren't any tourists.
Don't worry about that.
They'll start coming now!
You're hurting me!
I'm sorry.
Jennifer, Catherine, Suzanne...
Yes, sir.
What do you think of that?
It's Mitsubue's robe. It's been here for generations.
This treasure should stay here
but it could attract visitors.
Amazing!
This could be a fabulous attraction!
Keep your dirty hands off!
That hurt!
You know...
I've spent my whole life teaching
and forgotten about my own happiness.
- When was the battle of Dan-no-ura? - 1185.
Good!
Do forgive me.
I never really believed in matchmaking...
But...
And the battle of Sekigahara?
Which year?
1600.
Yes.
Very good.
You know your dates.
How about you, head clerk?
Come here.
Miss!
The defeated warriors!
Have you written your reports?
The defeated warriors!
What are they talking about?
Good evening.
Are you with the tourist campaign!
You work very late.
Landlady...
that really hurts.
My poor head clerk!
Wait for me!
Mitsubue...
When you're boiling with anger
Just dance like there's no tomorrow.
A friend of yours!
No.
Run away
or I'll kill you.
What should we do?
- Where's Mikayo? - She's not here.
No way!
Is that you, Mikayo?
Let's hide here.
Me and the landlady were naughty in here.
Quick, let's hide.
You can't come in.
Let me in!
Let me in, please!
Sorry, no room.
Please, I beg you!
To and fro, to and fro
I've got to run away!
It's Kei.
Hello, Kei?
I made it out.
I'm not okay.
Where are the others!
Hello?
Red Barons, Red Barons
The preventative health care group
Hello, Mikayo?
Mikayo!
No reception!
No way!
Didn't you fix some mega antenna?
Wait for me.
This is heavy!
Dump your stuff!
I'd rather die than dump this!
Who are this lot?
Yessir!
What's going on?
Who are these guys?
My magazine!
Scratch my back!
Help!
Knock on my door!
I knew you'd come, Tokyo girls!
That's great!
The defeated warriors!
What's up with you!
Someone's coming. Is it fancy dress tonight?
Let's trip with herb!
Here, take some!
That's so disrespectful!
We don't mess with our health.
Let's trip on herb!
That hurts real bad!
That hurts!
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
Mummy!
Help, mummy!
It's daddy.
No!
What's with this map?
This map's useless!
It's no good at all!
What does this sign say?
Which way should I go?
You were going to leave us behind?
Of course not. I was waiting for you.
Naturally.
Mikayo has disappeared. We've got to look for her.
I know. I'll deal with it.
They're back!
Who?
Dump that stuff.
Not my magazine!
Hurry up, Miss.
We're done for.
We're finished!
That's enough.
Leave us.
Yessir.
Has my wish reached the god of Itsukushima?
When I left this world,
I never thought I'd meet Mitsubue's reincarnation.
I remember...
At the time,
I was in the imperial family guard
and you were a lady at court.
One fine spring day,
you danced
just for me...
Tsuzuranuki...
Santaro, what's wrong!
I see.
Where's he hiding?
Stop, Tsuzuranuki!
I am Santaro. ,
eldest son of the Yomosuga family
that has guarded your temple for ages.
Let Mikayo go free!
What's wrong?
The bridge...
The bridge is...
Look at it!
Weren't we looking for Mikayo?
You wanted to leave her behind?
I...
Gotcha!
What are we going to do, Miss?
I don't know.
I haven't got a clue!
That's it!
Well done!
Put your foot down, Miss!
Reverse!
I...
wasn't able to protect the shrine.
I couldn't protect Mikayo either.
I'm...
I'm an idiot
like everyone says!
That's not true.
You're a good boy.
And your grandma should know.
Don't worry.
Go to sleep.
Stop, I beg you
Stop fighting...
Why?
Why are you fighting?
It's over.
It's all over.
What do you mean?
Let's go!
I've got cramp!
Wait for me, Mr. Mayor!
Go with this zombie!
I'm spinning.
I've been mayor of this village
for the last 30 years.
Oshakabe village
is done for.
Done for.
I've made up my mind.
I'm going to start a new career as a singer.
I like your determination.
Join me
and we'll go out and conquer the world.
Damn!
I can't fix it.
Who's there?
Open up!
Welcome.
Are you okay?
You're not injured?
Good to see you!
Mikayo!
Isn't Mikayo here with you!
Yes, but...
Tsuzuranuki carried her off.
No way!
And you didn't try and save her?
Call yourself a man,
abandoning people like that!
Calm down.
We didn't exactly...
Look!
What's that!
That?
Well...
you'll never believe this.
I was surprised too.
He heard grandma's lullaby.
His head swelled up
and up,
then bang!
It burst.
A lullaby?
An old family song.
It's a sort of chant.
How does it go?
No way.
Come on, sing it to us!
Stop, I beg you
Stop fighting
What's that!
Who cares! It can help us save Mikayo.
It'll take forever to sing to them all.
Let's record it on a mobile.
The sound's no good.
Let's use the village speakers!
They're everywhere.
We could broadcast from the village hall.
I haven't got any batteries left.
Sing your lullaby!
The lullaby?
What are we going to do!
Go on, sing!
Stop, I beg you
Stop fighting
Stop, I beg you
It's not working!
Grandma's got to sing it.
Shit!
We'll never make it.
We're done for!
Come on!
You should be looking after us.
I want someone to look after me!
Stop it right now!
We're all trying our best not to cry.
Forget it.
I tried it but it won't start.
Yes it will!
Right on!
The Kusanagi sword
was a gift from the Imperial Court.
During the battle with the Genji clan,
the commander-in-chief
hid it in this temple
to keep it from the enemy.
When we lost the war,
I had to move the sword
so the Genji clan would never find it.
This was the last mission
General Tomomori gave me.
The Kusanagi salt?
That's not it.
It's the Kusanagi sword.
If we get our hands on it,
we can rule the world.
All I want is a bit of success as a singer...
A bit of success?
You've no guts!
What's this?
What's this carriage with the children in it?
It's a roller coaster.
A roller coaster?
You know...
I am a poor farmer's son.
I've worked ever since I was a kid.
I've never had any fun all my life.
Really?
I know!
When I take power,
I'll build roller coasters everywhere.
They can try and stop me.
I'll ride as much as I want!
Stop!
Stop here!
Watch out!
Move over!
Out of the way!
Head for the village hall!
Nothing can stop us!
We're done for.
Everything's finished.
My life and everything else...
Step on it!
What's going on?
Why have we stopped?
What's wrong?
The engine.
It won't start.
No way!
Things are getting tricky.
My nose is bleeding.
Get off me!
Please. Leave now.
Go on, get moving!
It won't start!
Stop! Stop!
Miss?
Are you still here? Hurry up!
Heave!
That hurts.
The engine's going again.
Quick, get in.
Quick, Miss, get in.
Miss!
This is how it must be.
I was meant...
to look after you.
Miss!
Mitsubue.
Come.
It's daddy.
Just get lost!
I'm not answering. I don't want to talk to you!
You don't get it, do you?
Mitsubue.
What's wrong?
Where am I?
What is this?
A place where the Genji will never find us.
On the way to the land of the dead.
The land... of the dead?
Yes.
We shall live there...
as husband and wife forever.
Why am I here?
Forgive me, My Lady.
I was obliged to take thy life.
What is thy name!
My name is Katsu Kaiko.
And thy name?
My name is Natsuhiko.
Samurai... Natsuhiko.
We've almost reached the village hall!
Come on. Cheer up, girls!
Stop!
My...
pho...
tos.
My...
photos!
We almost died!
Prepare to die.
That's enough, you stupid defeated warrior!
You'll never manage!
Just watch me.
Run. I'll take care of him.
- But... - Hurry up!
You're so wonderful!
Come on!
Come closer!
Things are getting tricky.
Now! Go for it.
It's locked. Shit!
Mr. Urigawara!
No!
Mr. Urigawara!
What's all this shouting in the middle of the night?
Santaro?
Sit down, grandma.
Sing, grandma.
Sing your lullaby.
You know the one...
"Stop, I beg you..."
Sto...
To and fro, to and fro
Not that one, grandma!
You bastard!
What a strange weapon.
- Hands off! - Mitsubue!
Lord Tsuzuranuki.
I recovered it from the enemy
and brought it here.
What...
What better costume than this to travel into the other world!
It is an honour
to please you.
Put this on.
To hell with your story! It's a role-playing game, right?
A what?
What's that!
I'm Mikayo. Stop calling me Mitsubue!
You adults really piss me off!
You're always so selfish!
Always thinking of yourselves!
Just think how I feel for once.
How I feel...
My ankle!
Who's that?
Me?
You bastard!
I remember you...
What happened?
I put my foot in it!
Idiot.
Yamazaki...
What is the meaning of this?
You're so blind, aren't you?
You pledged your undying loyalty to me, didn't you?
Shut up!
How could a lord understand how a peasant like me feels!
I don't get it.
So it was you...
who had our men hunted down.
You finally worked it out.
You bastard!
Earthworms!
The Kusanagi sword is worthy of its reputation!
Its blade is so sharp!
You will pay for this.. Yamazaki!
Come on!
Stop, I beg you...
It's not working.
She needs a cue.
A cue?
You can't force someone
to do something
for no reason.
You've got to come up with a cue
that touches her heart.
A cue?
I'm...
I'm an idiot
like everyone says!
Thought of something?
Maybe, maybe not.
No way!
I don't want to die here!
Where's this lullaby then?
I can't!
Come on! We've got to save Mikayo!
Otherwise our teacher died for nothing.
Come on, give her a cue!
A cue!
Grandma.
I'm such a coward!
Grandma!
That's not true.
You're a good boy, Santaro.
You're a lovely boy.
You're a good boy.
Such a good boy...
You fought well for a woman.
Stop, I beg you...
He's floated away!
A starfish!
Lady Katsu...
Samurai Natsuhiko...
What's wrong?
Don't come any closer.
Stop messing around!
Farewell!
You're swelling up and up!
Samurai Natsuhiko...
Lord Tsuzuranuki!
Good evening.
Look, everyone's back to normal.
They're saying "Good evening".
Right on!
Good evening.
Tsuzuranuki.
Prepare to die!
No matter what weapon you use..
you will never defeat me.
Lord Tsuzuranuki,
forgive me!
I was wrong!
I swear by this buddha...
Mitsubue.
Mitsubue!
Tsuzuranuki.
You're a coward!
Drop your sword!
I am going to rule the world
and go rollercoasting!
I'll go rollercoasting!
You're sure they're here?
This temple is Mitsubue's final resting place.
I'm sure they're here.
Farewell!
Prepare to die!
You will be going to the land of the dead all alone!
Mikayo!
Girls...
Didn't you hear the song?
Who are you!
I did it!
Mikayo!
My hair...
My hair!
I don't want to go.
Not to the land of the dead.
I just want
to go rollercoasting.
Roller...
coasting.
Rollercoasting.
Roller...
Mitsubue.
I mean
Lady Mikayo.
You said
I was selfish.
You were right.
These last 800 years
I've only thought about myself.
How stupid I was.
Shame on me!
I beg you,
please forgive me.
I was happy
riding on that horse with you.
Mikayo!
You're still alive!
Calm down!
Where's our teacher?
Did you hear something?
What's that!
What is it?
Who is it?
Is that you, Mr. Mayor?
You look...
terrible.
It's daddy.
Go on, answer.
Go on.
Hello.
Dad?
Yes, I'm fine.
Thanks.
Subtitles: Arigon
One year later
That is how the saga of the defeated warriors ended.
Afterwards,
the mayor had the shrine rebuilt.
Lord Tsuzuranuki
Lady Mitsubue.
I hail you.
The bridge was given new life.
There are lots more tourists.
When you're boiling with anger
Just dance like there's no tomorrow.
4 cotton candy.
2 will be quite enough.
That's the best I can do.
What is thy name!
I am Nuku...
Nukumichi.
Lord Nukumichi? My heart's pounding!
So is mine!
The summer breeze
Whispers in my ear
"Come to me quickly"
Just fooling around.
You are hiding
Around a street corner.
You stick out your head
And blink at me.
It's impossible to resist
Summer's charms.
The blinding summer light
Shimmers over the land.
Hello!
- My love! - My darling!
I love you!